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So everyone knows that if a President dies in office, the presidency goes to the Vice President. If that person is dead, it goes to the Speaker of the House, then the President pro-tempore of the senate, after that it would go to the Secretary of State.
Which means that if George Bush, Dick Cheney, John Hastert, and Ted Stevens all die, we would not only get our first black president, but also our first woman president, Dr. Condoleezza Rice.
This will probably get me on the terrorist watch list.
August 3 2005, 20:11:24 UTC 6 years ago
I mean, what better way to bring down a country than to have a black female president?
Oh snap.
August 3 2005, 20:16:48 UTC 6 years ago
But your sexist/racist comment will definately get you on the watchlist...
But then again, you are asian and all you fucking asians are on the watchlist anyway having given us: pearl harbor, tamagotchi, pokemon, GBA, underage prostitues, opium, and shrimp fries...
bastard.
August 3 2005, 20:27:53 UTC 6 years ago
Don't be mean.
Sure, even I regard Pearl Harbor as a Genuinely Bad Thing, but I do like the GBA, and while most of the rest of those things you bring up I do not care for or have no interest in...
The asians are a useful people.
Who built your railroads?
Who dry cleans your shirts?
Who can make an average white man feel good about his average white penis?
Me, and a billion people like me.
It's okay if you don't see my way, because I don't really like asian people. I'm like a slanty-eyed self-loathing Jew that can eat pork...
August 3 2005, 20:34:43 UTC 6 years ago
but you have to admit, you are the race of people that is responsible for:
making more money on average than us white folk
middle aged ladies driving 45 on the freeway with their left turn signal turned permanently on
hondas with 300 pounds of extra fiberglass stapled on and coffee can mufflers
If you take my race of people (half white, half hawaiian) we are responsible for:
Vikings
Pig Roasts...
and...
Well thats about it
Thanks for making me feel useless
damn asian
August 3 2005, 20:41:21 UTC 6 years ago
and can look sexy covered in dust.Don't feel useless.
Never underestimate the fact that you will forever be able to better please our women than we will ever be able to.
August 3 2005, 20:43:12 UTC 6 years ago
Which I was told recently reminds me I was told recently that I have bad motion... by 2 chicks...
August 3 2005, 20:46:47 UTC 6 years ago
We're compaing a 90LB weakling in an innertube who was swept out into the middle of the Pacific to a boat, any kind of boat. Regardless of the motion, the ocean is more likely to swallow one without a trace, and I don't think the boats need to worry about their lack of insurance anytime soon...
They actually told you your motion was bad?
They are just jealous of your penis.
August 3 2005, 20:51:44 UTC 6 years ago
The other said that she can't remember our sex life, although by my count we had sex well over 300 times.
But yeah, they are jealous of my penis...
all women are.
and most men.
August 3 2005, 21:01:46 UTC 6 years ago
I don't have these problems.
I think it's because I have read those sex books on occasion.
Either that, or because I don't really get laid more than once every couple of years.
Seriously though, if you really wanted to, you could find those books on P2P very easily. That's how I got mine.
I'm tempted to go out and buy them in a bookstore, however. As long as one person out there (the checker) believes I'm getting it, I can keep on going as long as I need.
August 4 2005, 17:23:19 UTC 6 years ago
In fact there is little I do know
All I know about women is the following:
there is no G spot
Female ejaculate is acutally urine
pull & pray doesn't work
Thats about it
Thats my confession
at least I am not asian though